It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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