i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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