look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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