After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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