Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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