I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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