white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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