I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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