What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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