she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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