so explain again why im purple
no
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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