Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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