I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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