the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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I just want nice things and good sex
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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