yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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