and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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