i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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