i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm at about main and main street
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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