My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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