"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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