Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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