But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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