So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
