my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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