I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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