You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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