what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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