dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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