i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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