Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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