My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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