Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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