why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
