Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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