return my video game
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
