I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Congratulations! We have a period
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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