a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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