Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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