You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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