I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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