he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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