Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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