I'm eating all of the evidence.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
