Do you still have your period?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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