so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Green mimosas i think yes
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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