sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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