You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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