Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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