and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
