I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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