im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
