paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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