arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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